Giraffes

The other day, the kids were pretending they were different animals:

Jamie: "Maria, I am a dragon."

Mama: "Oh, no! Are you going to eat me?"

Jamie: "Yes! [hehehehehe] Rawrrrr."

Maria: "I am a giraffe."

Mama: "oh, no! Are you going to eat me, giraffe???"

Jamie: "No, mama. Giraffes don't eat girls. Giraffes eat trees. They stretch their necks up really big and they eat trees. Not girls."

And this is really how Jamie talks.