Rock Boy

Maria was the flower girl in our friends' wedding recently. In the elevator after the wedding, there was a couple who had gone to it as well and told Maria how pretty she looked.

Maria: "Thank you. I was the flower girl."

Jamie: "And I was the rock boy."

(No....there was no official rock boy in the ceremony, but he so badly wanted to be a part of it, and this was the only opposite of "flower" he could think of.)