Grilled Cheese Pita Bed

Jamie came inside after playing for about a 1/2 hour and in one giant run-on sentence said this:

"Mama I am tired I want a piece of grilled cheese and watch Noggin in the pita bed I want bawoney (balogna to grownups) my tummy hurts when are we going to papa and lalas?!"

wooooooooooah cowboy, slow down.

(1) a piece of grilled cheese?

(2) Noggin is no longer Noggin...it's Nick Jr. And for anyone who doesnt' know, "pita bed" is short for "princess bed" which is what Maria used to call any big bed when she was 2 or younger.

(3) the thought of touching bawoney makes me want to puke.

Out of all these requests, he got the best one: going to papa and lala's house.