Skippy

So I am sitting at my computer in the basement while the kids play (or rather destroy) in their playroom. Before I tell this story, I have to explain that Maria makes up names for herself. I don't just mean that she pretends her name is "Annie" or "Katy" or real names. She makes them up. Words and sounds that make no sense. Okay, so moving on, Maria comes in

Maria: "Hello. I am a park ranger." (she is wearing a gigantic pin on her shirt featuring Minnie, Mickey and Goofy) "This is my badge. My name badge."

Mama: "Well what does it say?"

Maria: "My name is Jezabelle Police Hihel Kafa. But you can call me Skippy for short."



PS: Skippy, I'm so very sorry if I butchered the spelling of your name.