Beer

Danny enjoys beer. Brewing beer, drinking beer, beer bottles, brewing companies, the whole thing. He finds it fun and interesting and neat. Yes, neat. The kids know that beer is for adults only, but I wonder what Maria's teachers will think if she repeats this:

Maria: "Beer is not for little girls. I don't like beer."

Mama: "No, beer is for grownups only, and it's not very healthy."

Maria: "No. I don't like beer, Jamie doesn't like beer, you don't like beer and Alice doesn't like beer. But Daddy loves beer."

Mama: "uhm. Yes. He does. He loves beer."

Maria: "I bet Jane's* dad loves beer too."

Mama: "Probably."

*Name changed for the purpose of not humiliating "Jane's" dad.