Mama: "Hi Jamie."
Jamie: "Hi mama. Milky Way, rocks, purple planet. Purple plaaaaaaaaanet! What are you making? Eggs? I want toast. Can I have toast? I want eggs. oooooooh I have to go potty! Don't start them till I get back!" (running in his undies towards the bathroom)
Mama: "okay." (Jamie comes back after maybe 10 seconds) "Did you go potty?"
Jamie: "no. uhm yes. I did. I went potty on the floor. did you start my eggs? Can I have toast?"
Mama: "yes, here are your eggs. They are hot."
Jamie: "I don't care if they are hot. Ooooh they are hot. Alice Milky Way!! ALIIIIIIIIIIIICE MILKY WAY!"
I am so exhausted already.
And I have a bathroom floor to clean up
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