Shuffle

Cenone was over the other night watching The Bachelor (I hate you, vienna..you and your hair). Maria LOVES Cenone and would do anything to impress her. Why she thought THIS would impress her, I have no idea:

She walks into the room bent over, walking and kinda dancing...a little. Her arms and hands looked like she was pretending to play the drums and her eyes were half shut and her lips were pursed. And she said:

"I call this...the Maria Shuffle."