Just Crocs

Okay so this afternoon Maria had a birthday party to attend. She had waited all weekend for Sophia's party and had been really good about not saying one single word about it to Jamie. Well, she got too excited.

Mama: "Maria, come upstairs and put your shoes on."

Maria: "Okay mama! Is it time for sophia's party?!"

Jamie: "Okay mama! I"m coming, too!!"

So they both race upstairs. Maria is in her leotard and shorts (it's a gymnastics party) and Jamie is in....nothing. Naked. Completely naked. Not a surprise because he enjoys being naked (really, who doesn't?). Maria gets her Nikes on and Jamie gets his Mickey Mouse Crocs on. They both go outside to the garage. Maria gets in the car and buckles herself in. Jamie gets distracted by the open garage door and goes outside.

Mama: "Jamie! No! YOu have to have clothes on to play outside!"

Jamie: "No, mama, I'm getting in the car to go to the party! Uh...I have to go potty."

Before I can do anything, he is standing in our front yard going to the bathroom. Right there. As a small white car drives by. Perrrrrrrfect. I did get a picture, but I don't think it's appropriate to post that.

A couple things:

(1) Really? Going potty outside? Completely naked?! Not okay.

(2) Really? Did you really think, Jamie, that wearing zero items of clothing would be good for a gymnastics birthday party?